I am 54% INSANE!

[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have been called a blonde. (Duh, I am one!)
TOTAL: 2

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 7

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x ] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 10

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
TOTAL: 11

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (My homework)
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[ ] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: 13

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (On Sundays only.)
TOTAL: 14

[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL: 18


Now you multiply it by 3 for your score. And write as your journal title "I am 54 % insane"